INT. SHORT SCRIPTS - DAY

Just some fun writing practice for contests on the Done Deal Pro message board (Writing Exercises forum).
Adult content warning, some of these sick puppies ain't suitable for minors.
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DAY 112
Short screenplay for the Scare Me!!! context, Apr 2017.
Possibly the last man alive searches for survivors.

PROBED
Short screenplay for the 2017 Valentine's Day contest that didn't happen, lack of participants.
A man stumbles out of a wheat field. He has been PROBED.

Demon Squad: Resurrection
Halloween contest entry, Oct 2016.
Various familiar creatures of evil attend the annual meeting of the Dark Brotherhood, but they're not alone.
Related to Demon Squad from the 2005 Halloween contest!

Aim Small, Miss Small
Halloween contest entry, Oct 2016.
Trouble from the future threatens to spill over into Halloween.

Killing Hitler
"Hot Tubs & Time Machines" contest entry, Sept 2016.
BLAM! Take that, evil Nazi monster!
Spoiler, HITLER DIES.

The Great Detective
"Hot Tubs & Time Machines" contest entry,* Sept 2016.
The World's Greatest Detective solves history's most heinous crime mystery.
* ...which didn't get submitted, since no one else wrote 2 entries.

Throne Games
"Bring Me The Head" contest entry, July 2016.
Things are looking grim for a young nobleman who sits in a prison cell awaiting execution. But rescue is at hand!

Interstella
DD April Fool's 2016 contest entry.
An astronaut is stuck outside a space station airlock, her air and fuel supply are dwindling, is the AI nuts or just playing a joke?

It's A Date
DD Valentine's Day 2016 contest entry.
Fate conspires to stick a crime-fighting hero and a dangerous villainess together.

Give Generously
DD Xmas 2015 contest entry.
An elite squad of undercover cops faces off against a crew of bank robbers on the most joyous day of the year.

Smoking Heart
DD Halloween 2015 contest entry.
Nuns, cheerleaders and a detective who lives by his own rules. Failed to make it into the contest due to technical hitch, i.e. lying software lied about the page count.

Chilled to the Bone
Old Worlds/New Worlds contest entry, June 2015.
After being caught in an avalanche, a group of explorers take shelter in an ancient cave tunnel system, but find more than they bargained for.

With Love From Russia
Valentine's Day 2015 contest entry
Even trained spies with ice water for blood sometimes break all the rules and fall for the enemy.

Echoes In The Mist
Halloween 2014 contest entry
A haunting story set in Bonnie Scotland. Haha, get it, haunting story? Man, tough audience.

Paint It Black
Valentine's Day 2014 contest entry
Speed dating with the modern girl.

Snow Harder
Xmas 2013 contest entry
A tough toy quality inspector from Elf City pays his estranged wife a visit in Santaville, but his timing just couldn't be worse. GERMAN ELVES.

Mating Call
Halloween 2013 contest entry
Strange things happen down in the cellar at a Halloween party.

The Shooter
"Dangerous Dames" Noir contest entry, April 2013.
A droid cop is determined to solve a vicious murder at a spaceport cantina.

She's The One
"Voluptuous Valentines" Valentine's Day 2013 contest entry
When Gary met Mia... things were bound to screw up somehow. But as long as he can find a burger van, things might not be so bad.

Maskerade
Halloween 2012 contest entry
Four delinquents think a helpless guy in a wheelchair is the perfect victim, but the motorized pervert proves more than a match for their viciousness.

There's Something About Ursula
Valentine's Day 2012 contest entry
A nerd begins to doubt what his spooky girlfriend is really looking for.
Contest was a washout.

Lost And Found
Halloween 2011 contest entry
Trick or Treat turns into robbery with menace on a special night of the year.

The Night of the Terror
Halloween 2010 contest entry
A vampyre and his old servant celebrate Halloween.

Blood Money
Neo Noir 2 contest entry May '10
A hit man wants to retire.

I Know What You Did Last Halloween
Halloween '09 contest entry
Revenge from beyond the grave.

Heroes
March Madness 09 entry
Three potential heroes are recruited by a giant penis.

The Test
March Madness 09 entry
A rookie undercover cop goes undercover.

Young Love
March Madness 09 entry
Eddie and Binky want to be together, but Eddie's dysfunctional brother Clarence insists on coming along.

Red Alert
Christmas 2008 entry
Something unknown this way comes.
GROANER ALERT

The Horror From Beyond
"MADHOUSE - How to make a Monster!" Nov 2008 contest entry
A mad scientist and his assistant create life!

Just A Quick Thank-You Note
"MADHOUSE - How to make a Monster!" Nov 2008 contest entry
Radical surgery produces unforeseen results.

Flying Nun
"In A World Where..." 30-second trailer Sept 2008 contest entry
Violent trailer for nun hitwoman thriller.

Sword of Doom
"In A World Where..." 30-second trailer Sept 2008 contest entry
Conan-like Fantasy sword epic movie trailer.

The Deepest Cut
"Devil's Deadline: My Favorite Vice" Sept 2008 Noir contest entry
An even uglier side to backstreet abortions.

Vice Squad
"Devil's Deadline: My Favorite Vice" Sept 2008 Noir contest entry
A mean pimp, his junkie ho, and a bent cop.

Just Testing
"Geek" Feb 2008 contest entry / Sci-Fi (5 mins)
An unusual school test takes an unexpectedly sinister turn.

LOVE HONOR DEATH VENGEANCE
K.I.S.S. March 2008 contest entry (1 min)
Yakuza Boss Renko gets an unexpected surprise.

L-love A-actually Part II
K.I.S.S. March 2008 contest entry (1 min)
An English gentleman abroad samples some local color.

Mistaken Identity
"Touch of Noir" Feb 2008 contest entry (5 mins)
A waitress is mistaken for a hitwoman, with unhilarious consequences.

Brig's Out!
"Touch of Noir" Feb 2008 contest entry (5 mins)
A condemned killer returns to get what's coming to him.

Diva
"Motel Macabre" Nov 2007 contest entry / Comedy (5 mins)
A self-centered actress hiding from the press must trust a stranger to protect her from an unknown stalker.

Cause & Effect
"Motel Macabre" Nov 2007 contest entry / Horror (5 mins)
A tired woman travels around the country leaving odd things behind.

Enemy Mine
Memorial Day June 2007 contest entry / War (7 mins)
Four Brit soldiers are stranded in the middle of the desert, it's hot, and there's an Arab on a camel.

Wings of Eagles
Memorial Day June 2007 contest entry / War (7 mins)
All that matters to a gung-ho American pilot in WWI France is running up a score.

Money Changes Everything
"Devil's Deadline: Sex & Murder" April 2007 contest entry / Modern Noir (7 mins)
A minder is asked to look after a mobster's beautiful but scheming wife.

Losing Faith
"Devil's Deadline: Sex & Murder" April 2007 contest entry / Modern Noir (7 mins)
Two hit men leave a trail of bodies around town.

Fish Tails
DD March Madness 07 entry
Its much hotter under the water.

Xmas06
'06 Xmas Special short
Santa and Mrs. Santa visit the doctor.

The Forty Year Itch
'06 Halloween short challenge entry / Horror (5 mins)
An aristocratic brother and sister share a dark secret.

"That is one good pickle."
Sept '06 48-hour challenge entry / (4 mins)
Some weird goings-on in Apartment 4C.

The Forbidden Isle
'06 "Raindrop" challenge entry / Fantasy (6 mins)
A Greek prince must rescue a virgin beauty from the clutches of an evil sorcerer.

Executive Decision
'06 Valentine's Day contest entry / Romance (5 mins)
An estranged couple are brought together by the magic of Valentine's Day.

The Siren
'05 Halloween contest entry / Horror (5 mins)
A shipwrecked captain finds sanctuary in an old castle that contains horror beyond his imagining.

Demon Squad
'05 Halloween contest entry / Horror/Humor (5 mins)
An elite team battles unearthly creatures to save the world.

Extra Time
'05 Halloween contest entry / Horror/Humor (5 mins)
A cheerleader invokes a forbidden ritual to bring her boyfriend back from beyond the grave.
Some forum comments are here.

Last Temptation
'05 "End of Summer" contest entry / Sci-Fi (5 mins)
In a bleak near-future illegal pollution earns strict punishment.

The Enemy
'05 "End of Summer" contest entry / Sci-Fi (6 mins)
Man strikes back against his worst nightmare, spawned by technology run amok.

Gunboat Diplomacy
May '05 contest entry - Sci-Fi/Humor (5 mins)
Something is out there. And sometimes it pays Earth a visit.

Untitled
'03 Halloween contest entry
I have no recollection of writing this. Found it in the DD archives. Weird.