Short screenplay from the Done Deal "March Madness" contest, March 2009."Young Love" FADE IN: EXT. STREET OUTSIDE APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY A car pulls in and parks. INT. EDDIE'S CAR - DAY EDDIE, 20, turns off the engine. He looks at his younger brother CLARENCE, 18, who stares straight ahead like a mindless zombie. EDDIE I want you to stay in the car. CLARENCE I hate being left alone. EDDIE I won't be long. CLARENCE I'll set fire to myself. EDDIE Aw come on, five minutes, just give me five minutes. Eddie opens his door to climb out. CLARENCE Does she even know you have a brother? Do you ever mention me? You are ashamed of me, aren't you? It's because I'm... different. Clarence slowly bows his head, a picture of sadness. Eddie wrestles with his guilt. Guilt wins. EDDIE All right! INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - DAY Cluttered with boxes and stuff, as if someone's just moving in. Front door lies open. Outside on the landing, Eddie rings the doorbell. Clarence picks his nose and wipes it on the landing wall. EDDIE Don't stare at her. CLARENCE I won't stare at her. But when BINKY, a blonde titty fantasy in a tight tee shirt comes bouncing into the living room with great enthusiasm, Clarence stares so hard his eyes cross. BINKY Eddie! Binky gives Eddie a little kiss -- but kinda hesitates because she doesn't know Clarence. EDDIE My brother, Clarence. I thought we could use an extra pair of hands! Binky goes along with his fake enthusiasm. BINKY You're right! There's so much to do! Kaylee and Jenny haven't shown up yet. Could you come through and help me move a couple of little things? It's kinda crowded but you and me should be able to squeeze in. Using subtle sex code, involving touching her crotch and breasts and jerking her head toward the bedroom as if she's having a seizure, Binky invites Eddie to come play with her, ALONE. Eddie gets it. BINKY Maybe Clarence would like a juice? CLARENCE That would be wonderful, and refreshing, too. Binky goes into the kitchen. While she's gone, Eddie wags a warning finger at Clarence and gives him a stern look. Behave, or else. Clarence shrugs and spreads his hands innocently. Binky returns with a juice, gives it to Clarence. BINKY We'll be right back! Binky leads Eddie into the bedroom and foots the door shut behind them. Silence. Clarence sips his juice. He looks around. He casually lifts a box lid and looks inside. Books. He opens another box. Ornaments wrapped in bubble plastic. He looks in a third box. Folded clothing. Clarence wanders around the room, examining stuff. And as he does this, he sticks his finger up his nose and smears booger across everything he touches, as if he's marking territory. INT. BEDROOM - DAY Binky stands against a wall with her arms raised and her eyes shut while Eddie molests her breasts with his face. BINKY I need it so bad. I need it. EDDIE Shhh! BINKY Why couldn't you come alone? EDDIE Our folks are out of town. I gotta keep an eye on Clarence. BINKY He's old enough. INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - DAY Clarence opens a box and finds -- yowzah! His eyes go big like saucers. With reverence, he lifts out a pair of almost transparent black lace panties and holds them before his face. INT. APARTMENT BEDROOM - DAY Binky and Eddie grind against each other so hard they could start a fire if they're not careful. BINKY Doesn't he have a girlfriend? EDDIE Restraining order. Binky's eyes open. BINKY What? EDDIE There was an incident. BINKY What does that mean? EDDIE Clarence gets a little excited. About everything. That's why someone's gotta keep an eye on him. Concentrate, dammit. BINKY Tongue me. INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - DAY Binky and Eddie emerge from the bedroom trying to look innocent, but they have that post-tongue disheveled look about them. Binky stops so suddenly that Eddie walks into her. Binky stares in horror. Eddie groans and claps his hand over his eyes. Clarence spins round, caught in the act. He's naked except for a pair of Binky's bra and panties. He wears another bra over his head as if to keep his ears warm. His feet are jammed into a pair of red spike heel shoes. CLARENCE I can explain. BINKY You better! CLARENCE He dresses me up like a doll when our parents are out of town. Binky turns an accusing look on Eddie, who gapes in horror at Clarence. INT. LANDING OUTSIDE BINKY'S APARTMENT - DAY Binky pushes Eddie and Clarence outside and slams the door. Eddie bangs on the door. EDDIE Binky, please! Open up! I need to talk to you! He lies! A lot! CLARENCE Show some self-respect. Don't beg her. Be your own man. The door opens -- Binky throws Clarence's clothes at him. She slams the door shut again. EDDIE Binky, come on! The door opens again. Eddie opens his mouth to plead but Binky reaches past him and grabs her bra off Clarence's head. She retreats inside, the door slams shut again. EDDIE Aw, man. INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - DAY Puzzled, Binky sniffs the air. Uncertain, she lifts her bra to her nose and sniffs. Ewww! Revolting! Something shiny on a nearby box lid catches her eye. Binky peers closely. Her eyes widen. Giant booger, hanging there. INT. EDDIE'S CAR - DAY Clarence, in the passenger seat, still in bra and panties, sips his juice. CLARENCE Young love is a fragile thing. EDDIE One more word out of you, you freak. INT. APARTMENT BEDROOM - DAY Binky stands naked in front of a full length mirror. She slowly lifts the bra up to her breasts. She closes her eyes and groans as she massages the bra against her skin, softly at first, then harder and harder. Her gasps become passionate groans, building up to yelps of pleasure. FADE OUT
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