Short from the Done Deal Halloween contest, Oct 2013
"Mating Call"


FADE IN

EXT. PARTY HOUSE - NIGHT

Loud music, raised voices, squeals of laughter, shadows
moving around inside.


INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

And it's Halloween, everyone's wearing costumes, Spiderman,
Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Princess Leia, etc.
all licensed of course. Drink flows, people dance, butts
get groped.

DALE, wearing a grinning plastic pumpkin head, stops CHARLIE
who wears a silver robot costume with a square box head
and cardboard tube arms.

                      DALE
          Great party, man! Hey whassup,
          you on your own tonight? Where's
          what's-her-face?

                      CHARLIE
          Didn't work out.

                      DALE
          That sucks, I thought you two were
          into each other?

                      CHARLIE
          No worries man, I've moved on.

Charlie has his eye on FOXY LADY, who is dressed as a vixen
with a big bushy tail. Foxy Lady returns Charlie's
interested look over her shoulder. Dale sees this.

                      DALE
          Give her one for me, will ya?

                      CHARLIE
          I'll give her one for both of us.

Dale fist-bumps Charlie and moves on.

At the booze table, VAMPIRE LADY searches for a bottle
that isn't empty. No luck.


INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

Vampire Lady searches the fridge. Dammit no booze.

She asks a bandage-swathed MUMMY DUDE who shuffles by,

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Where's a girl got to go to find a
          drink around here?

Mummy Dude spreads his bandaged hands and MOANS, I dunno!

A HEADLESS HORSEMAN with big shoulders pushes by going the
other way.

                      HEADLESS HORSEMAN
          Try the cellar.

Vampire Lady looks around, where's the cellar?


INT. CELLAR STAIRS - NIGHT

The door at the top creaks open.   Vampire Lady looks down
into the darkness.

She fumbles for the light-switch, finds it. A bare bulb
reveals the cellar below. Wine bottle racks. Another
fridge. A big chest freezer.

She gingerly descends, it's awkward to navigate stairs in
vampiress spike heels.


INT. CELLAR - NIGHT

Vampire Lady makes it down in one piece.

She examines a couple of wine bottles, reads the labels,
puts them back. Nah.

She opens the fridge. Here be booze. Big smile.

                        VAMPIRE LADY
          Jackpot!

The brick wall, just behind her, looks different from the
rest of the cellar.

The brickwork, the cement, is new. And not the work of a
master builder. The pointing is poorly done, the concrete's
uneven. The bricks seem to want to give way, as if there's
some kind of pressure behind them.

Vampire Lady selects bottles of vodka, whiskey and gin,
trapping them between her arms and her chest. She manages
to hang two six-packs from her fingers.

She shoulders the fridge door shut and heads for the stairs,
struggling to bear the weight.


INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Charlie talks with Foxy Lady, she's into him, swishing her
tail around.


INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

Vampire Lady pushes past the Mummy and Headless Horseman,
carrying her precious cargo.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          'Scuse me, coming through.


INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Vampire Lady makes it to the booze table and puts the
bottles and six-packs down.

Charlie's intimate conversation with Foxy Lady is ignored
for a second as he sees Vampire Lady, and wonders...

A cheer goes up, booze!

Everyone crowds around her like crazy, filling up their
glasses, Vampire Lady is pushed out.

                       VAMPIRE LADY
          Hey!

When the crowd thins, Vampire Lady is left looking for a
drink for herself, she shakes the bottles. Dammit, empty!

A hugely tall dude dressed as FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER comes
up to her. He has two glasses, he offers her one.

Vampire Lady takes the glass and smiles up at him.


INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

Mummy Dude makes out with a LADY MUMMY, the bandages are
slowly coming off.

Charlie ignores them and passes through the kitchen.


INT. CELLAR STAIRS - NIGHT

The door opens again -- this time it's Charlie looking
down.

The light bulb is still on.

Charlie hurries downstairs.


INT. CELLAR - NIGHT

Charlie stands motionless, just his eyes move, scanning
the cellar.

He focuses on the new brickwork.

The shoddy pointing.

That pressure bulge.


INT. HALLWAY - CELLAR DOOR - NIGHT

Charlie closes the cellar door and locks it. He takes the
key and slips it into his pocket.


INT. PARTY HOUSE - NIGHT

A montage of party goings-on, dancing, drinking, making
out.

Foxy Lady leads Charlie into a room and closes the door.

A pile of bandages lies on the kitchen floor.

Dale captures a PRINCESS LEIA who allows him to disarm her
and interrogate her body.

Vampire Lady's glass is empty. She pouts, then smiles up
at the Frankenstein's Monster.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          I know where we can get more.

She gestures for the Monster to follow her, he lumbers
after her with arms outstretched, like his namesake.

                        MONSTER
          Muuuuuuhhh.


INT. HALLWAY - CELLAR DOOR - NIGHT

Vampire Lady pulls the handle, discovers the door's locked.

                        VAMPIRE LADY
          Aw!

The Monster gently moves her aside, takes hold of the
handle, and tugs hard. CRACK! Splintered wood. He opens
the door.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          You are very useful!

She finds the light-switch and descends into the cellar.
The Monster follows.


INT. CELLAR - NIGHT

Vampire Lady raids the fridge, putting bottles into the
Monster's waiting arms.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Oooh bourbon.

Behind them, in the glow from the fridge light, mixed with
their moving shadows, the new brickwork looks even more
obvious.

The Monster can't carry any more, he's fully laden.

Vampire Lady grabs another two six-packs and closes the
fridge door.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Let's go, big guy.

They head for the stairs.

Vampire Lady stops, listens, looks back.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Did you hear something?

                      MONSTER
          Muuuuuuuh-uh.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Ohmygod you think there are rats
          down here?

She pushes him toward the stairs.

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Let's get outta here.


INT. HALLWAY - CELLAR DOOR - NIGHT

They emerge from the cellar, Vampire Lady kicks the door
shut a little too hard, it BANGS.


INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

Charlie and a half-dressed Foxy Lady make out on the bed.

Charlie abruptly sits up and becomes still, listening.

                      FOXY LADY
          Yip yip yip yip.

                         CHARLIE
          What?

                         FOXY LADY
          Mating call.

Charlie is torn...

                      CHARLIE
          I gotta go check on something.

                         FOXY LADY
          Yip yip?


INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

Charlie bumps into the Headless Horseman, pushes past him.

The Headless Horseman turns around and around, hard to see
from inside those big fake shoulders.


INT. HALLWAY - CELLAR DOOR - NIGHT

Charlie discovers the damaged cellar door.

He opens it. The cellar light is still on.

Paranoia settles on Charlie and makes him bug-eyed and
shaky.


INT. CELLAR STAIRS - NIGHT

Charlie pulls the door shut behind him.

He pauses for a moment. Then he descends the stairs.

Gradually, as we descend with him, Charlie sees that the
newly construction section of wall has collapsed, there's
a heap of bricks, and a hole that leads to a dark hiding
place.

Charlie's knees turn to rubber, he has to hold onto the
hand-rail to stop himself from falling downstairs.

He forces himself to continue down.

His breathing is ragged as he cautiously approaches the
hole in the wall.

He passes by the fridge, passes by the chest freezer.

The lighting is so bad down here that whatever might be
inside the hole in the wall can't be seen. It's a spot of
inky blackness.

Wait, Charlie knows there's a flashlight. He finds it on
a shelf. He switches it on. The bulb glows, and flickers,
and glows -- and goes out.

Charlie shakes the flashlight, no, not now!

The flashlight bulb glows again, and stays on. Charlie
sighs with relief.

He points the beam into the hole in the wall.

It illuminates another wall, the far side of a recess.
Bolted to this wall are chains, attached to dangling
manacles.

The manacles are dark with blood. More blood has dripped
down the wall, creating thin dark streams.

Charlie stares in horror and disbelief.

He moves to one side to shine the beam into the darkness
there, then moves to the other side to shine the beam into
that spot of darkness. Nothing.

Charlie figures it out. Whoever was entombed here slipped
out of their manacles, using blood as lubricant, and pushed
until the wall gave way. Yes this is telling instead of
showing, but it adds atmosphere.

Behind Charlie, unseen by him, the chest freezer lid slowly
opens. Someone with long, dark hair slowly sits up.


INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

The party's in super full swing, dancing's crazier, bodies
are pressed more tightly together.

Vampire Lady hug-dances with the Monster. Or at least
with his chest, 'cause his head is so high it's out of
shot.

Foxy Lady taps Vampire Lady on the shoulder.

                      FOXY LADY
          You seen Charlie?

                      VAMPIRE LADY
          Maybe he went down to the cellar,
          that's where he keeps the booze.

Foxy Lady nods thanks and moves on.


INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

Foxy Lady has to shuffle around the Headless Horseman, who
doesn't seem to know where he's going.

                         HEADLESS HORSEMAN
             Hello, can you point me to the
             toilet? Hello?

But Foxy Lady is gone, he's alone.


INT. HALLWAY - CELLAR DOOR - NIGHT

Foxy Lady looks down the stairs.

                         FOXY LADY
             Charlie?

No answer.


INT. CELLAR STAIRS - NIGHT

Foxy Lady cautiously descends.

                         FOXY LADY
             I'm not in the mood for games,
             Charlie.

No answer.


INT. CELLAR - NIGHT

Foxy Lady looks around. She sees the hole in the wall,
doesn't think anything of it. No sign of Charlie.

                         FOXY LADY
             Dammit.

She turns and heads back upstairs.

She didn't notice the dead flashlight lying on the floor.

She didn't notice the streaks of blood on the side and lid
of the chest freezer -- streaks that might have been made
by someone frantically clawing to try to stop themselves
from being pulled inside and trapped in the icy darkness.


INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

Foxy Lady grabs the Headless Horseman and pushes him up
against the wall.

                       FOXY LADY
           Yip yip yip yip.

She makes out with his bloody severed neck.

FADE OUT

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